Monday, August 8, 2011

A Call back of a Magic

A city of dreams, a city with full of people, always in the world you will find some or the other around you unless you are alone..ha ha ha jokes apart, the builder of the world never thought who to place where and when he/she just started and went on and on and on. So, following this rule the biggest creation on earth never builds a city with some personal intention. It just comes on and on and on.


Ahmedabad to Ahmedabad

"wake up dear wake up"
"yess mom"
"will you now??"
"yess mom"
"c'mon beta"
"mom please some more time"
"2 min please I have to leave"
"by the way what's the time mom???"
"8:30 am"
"what the f......?????"

Mommmm please help me am late..
Mom:-as usual..yess dear..
8:34 am and by now the city bus would have arrived...mommmmmm please qucikly....
mom:--yess my son...
8:40 am and by now all the seats would have been occupied...mommmm am leaving..
mom:-bye beta..take care..go safely..
"yess mom bye"

God please please please please help me today from tomorrow no more of watching porn sites and wasting time..
ohh God bus all seats are occupied and 1 hrs 30 min of journey fckk would be so tired.
A beautiful gal dressed up in the an executive attire was staring and it all started then.......


10 years later......
somewhere in pakistan


Ahmedabad, a first look with the city was calm..With lush green trees all around the house.Nothing as such to roam and talk much about as the place was least populated in the country. First look love type it was and here it was with the city..ha ha ha....
A one fine morning a voice was echoing in mind..karan karan karan....and it was her from behind...

back to the present
somewhere in india


She was staring and was having a close look at the legs..Ignoring all this, the legs started running and she started running as well and crashed together at the bus as there was only one seat to deal with...POOJA..the gal from the next road would usually come in the bus no.34/3. POOJA, a beautiful gal, full of ambitions and goals and hard worker , as would do anything to achieve them..How come I know her??? ohhh...C'mon she is my WIFE...............................


10 years later
somewhere in pakistan



Pooja...oo ghosh phewww you scared me..where in the world where you was searching for you since 2 long hours.O'com love had gone to the market to buy the things.
"Thank god now you are home let's get back to the work as soon as possible else...you know the rest of the thing..."
"yess I know let's get back to it quickly"

back to present
somewhere in india

Vow vow vow this are the first words that actually comes to anyone's mind after looking at her. Thank god she noticed me at the bus-stop, thank god we fought for the final seat of the bus, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...cut it down..and the battle for the seat continued. Respecting woman's is a good habit and allowed her to settle on the seat comfortably, with a cruel but kind intention of making her new girlfriend. In fact we exchanged the formalities with each other and the making of a deep thriller love started..number's exchange..addresses exchange..parties..late night talks..rest you all can understand.....
One fine morning mobile rang brmmmm brmmmm..and it was her...
"good morning love you awake??"
"yess pooo..morning wassupp??"
"I need to say you something"
"what it is??"
"I kinda want to tell this very early"
"yeah c'mon say what it is??"
"I wanted to tell this thing as soon as possible"
"baby say it"
"Stupid, idiot , donkey don't you understand now??"
"I love you pooja"
"this is what i wanted//love you too karan"

"whoopss mom did you hear any thing???"
"no what i didnot hear that you love pooja"
"mommmmmm......"
"bring her home somedayyy"
"sure mom why not today???"


pom pom pom pom pom pommm popopom
"it all ended in a marriage...."

It was all going good....pooja's parents were living somewhere in USA...she was also about to leave probably next year, but she won't...all were very happy..
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>.............................to be continued......          


                                                                             Samip Shah





Saturday, August 6, 2011

How to Download Videos from facebook

Most facebook users would feel that videos they have just seen cannot be downloaded, but they are wrong...Most of the facebook
 users want to watch a video more than once and they keep on searching the history list, search in someone's profile, save the link and are many more tricks....But you can download the videos from facebook but there is a condition..
condition:-the video settings must be such that all users on facebook can view the video..

if this is done than the video can be downloaded in three easy steps

step1:-Open this site  <  http://www.facebookvideodown.com/ 
  > in a new window..in this window you will be able to view enter the video link...


step2:- copy the url of the video which you want to download..and paste it in the window you opened in step1





in the above image the url for the video is :-

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=2353694166623



step3:-   
         for mozilla firefox users

click on the download tab and you are done...

          for google chrome users

right click on the download tab and  click on "save link as" and you are done


whoopieeee....njoy your favorite video as many time as you want...

cheerrsss!!!!!!!!!

                                                                 sAMip sHAh

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Facebook Chat Problem FIXED

  Mr.Mark Zuckerberg presently would be receiving so many abusive words daily, coz of his new updated facebook chat. Being the youngest billionaire and in a quest to gain more and more users for his social world, he has ruined his most favourite attribute of the website. It may not be his fault but the first name that comes behind facebook is Mark Zuckerberg..


PREVIEW OF OLD CHAT



PREVIEW OF UPDATED CHAT


The preview of previous chat shown on the left is old one when the facebook had the most beautiful  attribute of making groups of your own and getting offline and online for particular groups. The previous chat had the privilege of getting offline for a particular person or a group.The chat were supposed to show list of all the friends online, be it 1 or 10 or 100..

The new chat has no significance of the groups facility. The number friends that are online is not shown, the friends that you recently had conversation with are active and the chat window doesn't go down and stays as it is...

So, for the user having the friends on the higher side in his friends list is facing a major problem here.The maximum number of friends that can be seen on the homepage is 19-20..and this number includes the friends that are online and offline both..and the friend who is online and wants to talk with you cannot with the HELP of this NEW CHAT FACILITY..





I have a trick, you can't say a trick as everyone using the facebook would be knowing it..In the previous versions of chat there was a option of "POP-OUT CHAT" it is the same thing you will have to use here..


for the google chrome users


Step 1:-
Log in into your facebook account.

Step 2:-
open the following url in a new tab

http://www.facebook.com/presence/popout.php


Step 3:-
Click on the star and bookmark this page
Step 4:- 



Go to settings>tools> always show bookmarks bar
                           or else
ctrl + shift +B

and you are done


for the firefox users

Step 1:-
Log in into your facebook account.
Step 2:-
open the following url in a new tab
http://www.facebook.com/presence/popout.php

Step 3:-
Click on the star and bookmark this page
Step 4:- 
Here when you hit on the star there is an option of changing the bookmark location..so change the second option from BOOKMARKS MENU to BOOKMARKS TOOLBAR...

Step 5:-
Right click on the title bar and click on BOOKMARKS TOOLBAR only if there isn't any tickmark in front of BOOKMARKS TOOLBAR

and you are done



njoyyyyy

                                                                Samip Shah